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Zim's One Candle

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Zim grimaced, eyeing the horrible human cake that was presented to him. Stupid human holidays. Who cares when you were born?! Who cares! Stupid, filthy, ugly, smelly, HORRIBLE-…. He didn't understand why the school thought he needed to have a birthday party. Just because he doesn't have parents? What is this madness?! He felt his squeedily spooch twist in anger, thinking how Dib had finally beat him…

"Happy Birthday to Zim. Happy Birthday to Zim. Happy… happy happy happy… Happy birthday to this kid. Now blow out the candles, so we can go home." Zim looked up at Ms. Bitters, with a glare. There was no way to win a glaring contest with the wretched whatever-she-was, so he did his best to blow out the 11 candles, only succeeding in blowing out 10.

That stupid one candle. The bane of his very existence.

"HA! Zim's got a girlfriend!" An obnoxious fellow student cried from the corner of the classroom… Friend? Zim had no human friend at all...

"Ch, yeah right." Zita mumbled from her desk.

And, of course, Keef had to come to his 'rescue', "Maybe he doesn't WANT a girlfriend, maybe he wants a BOYfriend!"

Zita laughed, "Yeah, like who? You? Dib?" The class joined in her laughter and Keef was silent.

Dib said something, but Zim didn't listen. He never listened to anything that happened here, hating every word that came out of these rats' mouths. "Zim has a boy friend, sure, whatever." He used his gloves to pinch the flame out. "Zim has many boy friend's where he's from." Keef gasped, then giggled.

Dib just mumbled, "Zim, you idiot."
I WROTE THIS IN TEN MINUTES! Literally! Just decided to drabble before I went to class and this was what I got.

xD Zim doesn't understand what 'dating' is yet. lolololol


((Ps: if this seems choppy and unedited, that's because I wrote this in TEN MINUTES. xD Gimme a break<3))
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